Random Train of Thought

Perspective

2012-01-25T16:22:00.001-08:00

Objects in the PMS mirror may appear larger than they are.

Social Media Soaps

2012-01-17T21:20:00.001-08:00

like sands through the hour glass... so are the postings of facebook

McClay~ Jan 2012

Sigh

2012-01-10T19:53:00.001-08:00

Saw a post from a girl saying she wanted a vintage dress...from the 90's.

True Confessions of a Techno Hypocrite

2012-01-08T23:07:00.000-08:00

In connecting, we have become disconnected.

Your Sexy Things Make Me Gay

2012-01-04T09:19:00.001-08:00

Latest hit by "Spam and the Purple Piece"

Right of Ownership

2011-12-26T22:34:00.001-08:00

Those elk: are they publicly owned or privately owned?

Vintage

2011-12-23T21:14:00.000-08:00

Candy Fag, anyone?

The Secret of Youth is in my Pants

2011-12-18T02:09:00.001-08:00

just watched a commercial for Genefique by Lancome....it said the secret to youthful skin is in my jeans. Well I just checked and there were no secrets there (except that sticky wrapper...don't know what that was) Unless....it got run through the wash when I did Laundry o_O

Christmas gifts unwrapped..

2011-12-16T18:30:00.001-08:00

why buy someone a car...you're not giving them a car, you're giving them a car payment

2011-12-02T23:03:00.001-08:00

"Do not look away from me!! I CALLED you a DUNG beetle! Now what is your response!"

"You need to get your eyes checked...."

More Clarification

2011-11-30T19:50:00.001-08:00

If you don't like yourself, because you're a douche

Don't make up shit to put the blame on me.

Rock'n It

2011-11-30T19:47:00.001-08:00

I bumped the Woofer

Expressions

2011-11-28T00:21:00.001-08:00

"Is this my inquisitive face??" *commences facial contortions...

"No...you look like a squirrel...

...Who's butt has been touched...

...in an unfortunate way...."

Ambitions

2011-10-23T15:29:00.001-07:00

If by the time you are thirty, you have failed to move beyond the same cheap beer you drank in college, you should take another look at life.

Quick Switch

2011-10-17T00:12:00.001-07:00

Well, that's a MellovaHess!

Multi tasking

2011-10-10T18:37:00.000-07:00

I'll walk through town naked wearing a tux and sandles

Clarification...

2011-10-04T15:58:00.001-07:00

I like 4"

Remedies

2011-09-27T22:44:00.000-07:00

If you can't fix it, force it
If you can't force it, Fuck it
If you can't fuck it...

....find a bigger hammer.

Woody 2011

Irony

2011-09-24T23:10:00.001-07:00

You're actually encouraging him to cross dress on the same day you're introducing him to a religion that will condemn him for that very act....

Dr Cox...scrubs

Locations

2011-09-21T20:18:00.001-07:00

Idaho Falls is made up of sheep, Mormons and sage brush. Mostly mormons and sheep....not sure if that's a coincidence.

McClay

Priorities

2011-08-25T06:19:00.001-07:00

"The Federal Reserve isn't worth putting your clothes on for."

Freudian Slip

2011-08-13T19:29:00.000-07:00

My favorite Characters from Star Trek: Spirk and Kock.....

Immortalized...

2011-08-11T20:26:00.000-07:00

"I see myself carved out...not necessarily in hieroglyphics, but in RELIEF in... I see a look in your eye! Is this sparking an idea?"

"SOAP"

Desperate Campers

2011-08-11T20:23:00.000-07:00

Upon the discovery that the environmental ratings outdoor recreational companies use to market their wares is really only for keeping you alive and not necessarily comfortable, one must ask whether said companies are marketing to recreational users...or to refugees.

Conspiracy

2011-08-05T11:13:00.001-07:00

"he said he was abducted by aliens...but not the extraterrestrial kind"

"Mexicans?"

Just to Clarify...

2011-07-21T15:53:00.001-07:00

a one-eyed sphinx is not a moth. Do not tell people that, you will neither sound intelligent nor will you live it down.

deciphering...

2011-07-20T23:18:00.001-07:00

How all the links to my posts come from dental websites?

Settling

2011-07-09T21:15:00.001-07:00

I've decided to have some cheese with my whine

differentiation...

2011-07-05T22:56:00.001-07:00

It's in the small pocket....

...no, the larger small pocket!

distractions

2011-07-05T15:50:00.001-07:00

"There are three reasons these houses were built this way. The first reason....There's a wild Turkey across the road"

Countrified

2011-07-01T19:44:00.000-07:00

"I don't see what's so sexy about a tractor"

Response: "well, diesel is pretty good"

dropping commas...

2011-07-01T19:42:00.001-07:00

My bathroom is disgusting I made fish a couple of days ago

I Am...

2011-06-26T17:57:00.000-07:00

The cowboy ninja! Riding across the water throwing my ninja stars and protecting the world from pirates! at least that's what a three year old said I was.

(I also eat only beans and coffee...with chopsticks of course)

Bourbon and Whiskey

2011-06-21T21:59:00.001-07:00

The only threesome I've ever had was with Jack and Jim.

In the mountains

2011-06-19T21:44:00.000-07:00

They ask me why I stay here,
In the mountains far away from anything.
Nothing to do and no where to go they say.
Up in the mountains so very far away.

I sit out in my chair and listen,
to the silence, to the crickets and birds.
No sound of cars or traffic do I hear.
As I sit and watch the stars so clear.

Come over here come closer,
Things to see and more to on in the west.
I smile, watch and enjoy my time there
But I can't wait to get back over here.

The sound of the river in the distance
I lean my head back to watch the sky
Listening to the sounds of the night here
and the echos in the clear mountain air.

Pigs and Chickens

2011-06-18T15:18:00.000-07:00

In the work place people are either pigs are chickens. Pigs are committed, chickens are involved. For example; think of breakfast. When it comes to making a good breakfast of bacon and eggs possible, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.

~Kevin Silagi

analysis

2011-06-10T17:21:00.001-07:00

~Her whiskey is about the only thing she takes straight....

McClay 2011

Knee deep

2011-06-06T23:32:00.001-07:00

I'm sorry, hold that thought and let me get my hip waders....

Opening

2011-06-06T13:05:00.001-07:00

One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.

~Oscar Wilde, L'Envoi, 1882

Give Blood...

2011-06-05T20:41:00.001-07:00

they said. "No one will know you care unless you give till you bleed." Their words ringing in my ears as I hold my hands over my chest, the blood pouring over my hands as I try to hold the rest inside me.

No one ever told me what to do if the bleeding didn't stop.

It Was Just A....

2011-06-04T06:48:00.000-07:00

...piece of candy corn. The small sweet morsel rolling on my tongue pulling me back to crisp autumn nights. The smell of wood smoke and rain on the air as my boots, hidden by the white lace of my princess dress, tripped along the sidewalk making my way from house to house collecting small treats and trinkets in exchange for "Trick or Treat".

Bitch'n

2011-05-31T20:24:00.003-07:00

Sometimes one's weekend is just an inconvenient interruption to the work week.

Origins

2011-05-30T16:35:00.000-07:00

http://www.lipsum.com/

Loren Ipsum actually means something. Sadly it is like using a stack of ancient tomes as a foot stool.

Incompleteness

2011-05-30T10:40:00.001-07:00

I keep having Fridays without Saturday to bookend it.

stagnant evolving

2011-05-29T19:53:00.000-07:00

If someone is repeatedly doing the same negative things, and you're repeatedly amazed, you're hoping the wrong person will change.

~Dave Said It

Feetless

2011-05-29T18:08:00.001-07:00

Why are there so many pairs of ownerless shoes wandering the streets of Seattle?

2011-05-28T18:47:00.000-07:00

We are the ones we have been waiting for

Distance

2011-05-24T19:24:00.000-07:00

And when I close my eyes I see you
No matter where I am
I can smell you clearly through these whispering pines
I'm with your ghost again....
...I know soon we'll be together
And I can't wait till then
I can't wait till then
~zac brown band, "Colder Weather"

Exposer

2011-05-23T15:09:00.001-07:00

Getting deliberately public in a naked place

Closing Out

2011-05-18T19:58:00.000-07:00

Think of your emotional self as a bank account.

People deposit and make withdrawals out of yours, you make deposits and withdrawals out of others.

Now, lets say you have someone that keeps making withdrawals and never make deposits...what do you think is gonna happen?

If you HAVE someone who KEEPS overdrawing on your emotional bank account....

.......THEN IT'S TIME TO CLOSE THE FUCKING ACCOUNT!

~Uncle Doug's Tips of Shit That Works, VJ 2011

2011-05-17T21:23:00.001-07:00

And what do you know....now we're here, eating TACOS.

Growing

2011-05-14T19:34:00.001-07:00

You don't just one day BECOME the person you would LIKE to be. You must MAKE that person yourself.

2011-05-13T23:31:00.000-07:00

2011-05-08T20:04:00.000-07:00

I found this great wine!

At least it seems like a great wine...

.....It was on sale anyway.

Take a Number

2011-05-04T17:55:00.000-07:00

Poor planning on your part does not mean an emergency on mine.

2011-05-03T12:14:00.001-07:00

I can justify anything

But justify myself only to those who count
And to those who count, I do not have to justify myself.

Nerudo

2011-05-02T17:01:00.001-07:00

It’s good to feel you are close to me in the night, love,
invisible in your sleep, intently nocturnal,
while I untangle my worries
as if they were twisted nets.

Waiting to Interupt

2011-04-29T15:39:00.000-07:00

I know you believe you understand what I said,

but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2011-04-28T16:03:00.000-07:00

When Angry, Count To Ten.

When Very Angry, Swear.

~Mark Twain

Simple Complexity

2011-04-26T12:38:00.001-07:00

It's a simple complicated procedure involving a 9-iron and a pitching wedge....Now hold your head still....

I Can to Clean Anyone...

2011-04-24T20:20:00.000-07:00

Online Translator Epic Fail

A Simple Complicated Procedure...

2011-04-24T19:40:00.001-07:00

"You don't know how difficult this is with cold hands and small nuts"