What You Don't See

“You can often find in rivers what you cannot find in oceans.”

~Indian Proverb

Endearments....

"I love it when you're Stupid"

Specifically

Some people aren't just missing a screw...they're missing the whole damn toolbox!

It's True

Never argue with stupid people.  They will drage you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
~Mark Twain

Clarifying

I have never demanded respect from anyone,
Because if you have to demand it
Then it isn't respect.

~Dave Said It

Conversations in the Booth

"I just don't get the way people think.  I mean, we can't fuck everyone...That'd just be exhausting!"

"Eh, but I guess it'd be fun to try"

(context...just got our asses handed to us)

~Mel and Randi: Summer 2007

What's in a Word?

You paying me back for your recent display of flatulence?

That's a lot of syllables just to say "I farted"